Monday, June 28, 2010

Delish....

This is wrong on so many levels:
What the hell IS that thing?? Clearly a bunny on methamphetamines. Hes been up for 3 days and he is looking for his next fix. The lines under his eyes and his gaping maw are just the thing to make the family say "Yippie! Let's eat!"

Now lets assume it actually is edible. It looks like a cross between a billboard for D.A.R.E and one of those Hostess Snowballs, which are entrancing to look at, but are best used as casual weapons to be lobbed at unsuspecting passers-by, just like real snowballs. Who makes these things? And what were they thinking? "Oh I'll just slap together some Marshmallow fluff...sprinkle it with pink coconut, and slap a plastic scary bunny face on it.....Bon Appetit!!!!!!

Monday, June 29, 2009

No thanks, I only sleep on 37,000 thread count sheets.



Seriously? Aren't we going a little overboard here?

Friday, June 5, 2009

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Why dogs are better than people

His mother gets hit by a car, so he runs out to protect her from oncoming traffic and police:
Dog hit on Major Deegan Expressway

Both dogs are now fine.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Note to DWR


While it might take a second or 2, people will realize that the price in red is still the same as the regular price..."Clearance" is generally accepted to mean that prices will actually be reduced from the original.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Best Taxidermy ever!!


OK this is seriously the most awe inspiring Taxidermy I have ever seen. Thanks to D and M at Curious Expeditions
What a bucolic vignette.....the little fox wandering off to bed with his stuffed duck......this would make a great series of children's books.